Okay, NOW I'm Pissed

I just went over and read the diary of Nancy Drew.  Oh, wait that was the rumor rag of Carol Minjares.  Either way, she makes a good point, a point I can't ignore.  The point that matters is this:  I got screwed and I want my money.

About three some odd years ago, Matt Singer (*PTHEW*) took a trip to the East.  He desired folks to sub for him on his website, and he promised us that we'd be 'well compensated' for our efforts because he was so 'well connected'.  I was naive, fresh off the bus ... perhaps my shirt was too tight and my shorts were too short.  It probably seemed like I was ripe for the picking.  But I agreed to cover for Matt while he was wined and dined by Communist royalty.  I worked my fingers until the tips bled and my Cheetos ran out.  When Matt returned, I got a thank you, and a wink.  But no call in the morning, and I received no money.

And now, so many years later, I find that Matt has been receiving huge bucks from George Soros!  Matt is, according to at least one Special Olympian, laundering funds for Soros, and I haven't seen a dime.  I feel so used!   He promised me grassroots and all I got was concern for the communities of Montana.  I don't live in the palatial estates  like Singer.  I can't singlehandedly arrange rock concerts for the people I own thrown by their friends (I mean really, Singer must own everybody that his politicians have friends who are Rock Stars.)  I can't start and personally fund organizations three years before they get the big OutOfState bucks.  And I can't personally circumvent and break rules that don't exist.  That takes a special kind of guy.  That takes Matt Singer.

But he still owes me, dammit.  I want my Soro's bucks.  Not one single left leaning blogger in this state writes without the promise of big moneys.  This is astro-turfing,l dammit, and I'm due my share.  Pay up, Singer.  Pay up now!

(When I get my money, I'm going to buy pumpkin cards, and a blanket ... for when I wait out for the Great Pumpkin.  I heard that he's a supporter of Forward Montana too, so I'm guaranteed some toys on Halloween night ... but they obviously won't be as big as Singer's ...)

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[TMM]

I was naive, fresh off the bus ... perhaps my shirt was too tight and my shorts were too short.

Gaaa! I think I've lost my stomach for this debate.

[David Crisp]

Don't worry. When Singer takes over, we'll all be rolling in gravy.

[carol]

Wulfgar, you were mahhvelous in Craig's podcast last night.