Even if I did blog about work, which I don't, I cannot ... would not ... describe how pettily, infuriatingly and stupidly insulting today was. I need a pick me up, dammit. So I figured I'd focus on what I do best. So, allow me to crow about the Google searches for which A Chicken Is Not Pillage comes in solidly at the number one spot.
Wulfgar. That's kinda a "duh now". I've been at number one for 2 years.
NFL Is Rigged. This one actually surprises the hell out of me.
Zombie Attack Montana. Hehe. Did you expect different?
What is a duadinum. I am a font of useful knowledge, for the spelling impared ... such as myself.
Parking Lot Vultures. I'm kinda proud of that one.
But really, these don't matter. They don't. People want to be informed (or at least impugned and indignant) so I offer the 2 Google searches which matter, for which I am the champeen!
John Sinrud idiot. He matters (and cares. He loves me, he really loves me!)
Bozeman Chronicle stupid. Well it is.
All of these are searches that have been submitted to my website in the last 2 days. I'm terribly happy that I could satisfy. You're welcome.
(And to the person who keeps searching for 'chicken fucking', just stop. Please, I beg you, stop. Get help. You need it. {It isn't you, is it Eric?})
OK, I don't do this very often, but ... LOL!
Posted by: Patia | December 12, 2006 at 07:51 PM
That last one actually made me laugh, Wulfgar.
Posted by: Gee Guy | December 12, 2006 at 07:53 PM
OK, fine then I'll stop, sheesh. You'd think the guy'd just appreciate the traffic but noooooo, he's gotta complain about how I got here . . . . . ;)
Posted by: Justin | December 14, 2006 at 09:22 AM
I used to be the forced enema lady, now I'm the small penis expert.
smirk.
Posted by: grannyinsanity | December 18, 2006 at 12:30 PM
You've been tagged!
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Posted by: jon | December 26, 2006 at 08:59 PM