There isn't much prelude to this, and no records to record, so without further ado:
Carolina at Denver - Broncos (20-21 Broncos)
That Denver D is thirsty for Newton blood, and Cam already seems intimidated. And it is possible, probable, that Carolina will have a small problem with the rarefied air a mile high.
A heavyweight fight right to the finish.
Tampa Bay at Atlanta- Buccaneers (31-24, Buccaneers)
Just a hunch.
A good hunch. Bucs look good.
Green Bay at Jacksonville - Packers (27-23, Packers)
J-Ville is good, but they don't have Aaron Rodgers.
Aaron Rodgers was the real difference.
San Diego at Kansas City - Chiefs (27-33, Chiefs)
Fate cheats Phillip Rivers of his greatness, yet again.
Oakland at New Orleans - Raiders (35-34, Raiders)
Sadness, but inevitable.
Del Rio sports some clankers, don't he?
Cincinnati at New York Jets - Bengals (23-22, Bengals)
They are a complete team until they are not.
Where the hell was Derrell Revis?
Cleveland at Philadelphia - Eagles (10-29, Eagles)
The complete loss begins ...
Wentz looked pretty good.
Minnesota at Tennessee - Titans (29-16, Vikings)
Shaun Hill? Really?
The Purple D took over in the second half.
Chicago at Houston - Texans (14-23, Texans)
The Texans make a strong statement against the weakest of teams.
Not strong enough just yet.
Buffalo at Baltimore - Bills (7-13, Ravens)
Rex makes a false statement
I'm surprised, given the way the Bills played, that the margin wasn't more.
Miami at Seattle - Seahawks (10-12, 'Hawks)
Blowout, unless Wilson suffers NorthWest anxiety.
That Miami defense was something of a pleasant surprise.
New York Giants at Dallas - Giants (20-19, GMen)
Dak needs a game to get his feet under him.
Dak needs smarter receivers.
Detroit at Indianapolis - Colts (39-35, Lions)
Andrew Luck has a good day.
Luck did have a good day. The rest of the Colts suck. And Stafford has smarter receivers. I like the way the Lions look, even without Megatron.
New England at Arizona - Cardinals (24-21, Hatriots)
The punishment of Goodell. The Cardinals destroy the Patriots.
I refuse to accept Brady as the GOAT until this Belichick Death Star actually loses to teams they should lose to when they don't have him. And I heard a rumor that the Card's defensive backfield was better than anyone's. That's not my diagnosis.
Pittsburgh at Washington - Steelers (38-16, Steelers)
Doubts form around Kirk Cousins.
That, my friends, was a whupping!
Los Angeles at San Francisco - Rams (0-28, 49ers)
Ugly. Ugly game. Does Gabbert go down this game or next?
It was ugly all right. The Rams looked worse than the Browns with 3 times the talent.