I like Jeff Krause, the once and future mayor of Bozeman. I really do. He has a really good fantastical idea of how things 'ought' to work in the town. Okay, not so much town anymore, but city. Ya' see, Jeff's idea is neighborhood communities, groupings of business and residence such that people can co-exist with pride in neighborhood, and lack of strife. What a load of crap.
This idea would be sterling in Philly, or Denver, or Pheonix. Not so much in Bozeman. Montana is mobile and, gas prices not withstanding, it will remain so. People will drive a block to go to the store. I'm not making this up, and I can't fall in line with the fantasy that does make this up. That would be Jeff's fantasy ... and it doesn't apply to the real world.
It should be obvious that the only reason I care about this is because I have a fricking BAR across the street. Jeff rightly portrays it as a 'neighborhood pub', though technically it is a 'tasting room'. Bullshit. It is a bar, complete with priviledged regular customers and a negative impact on the area. Honestly, I try as hard as I can to ignore the negative impact, but there really is no ignoring it. There is no parking, there is noise, there is outside drunkenness and there is confrontation. There are those who damage property in adjacent areas, and freely allow their dogs to do the same. (Do you really need the pictures of the drunk assholes who throw rocks at my tree, or my house, or the dogshit that actually litters the sidewalk in front of my residence? If you'd like, I can post the pictures of the toddlers who are left playing on the walkway in front while their parents are in getting sauced. Family-friendly pub, indeed.) I am not out of line in saying that this 'happy neighborhood pub' will negatively impact the resale value of my house. And it certainly negatively impacts the quality of my life in this neighborhood.
Just 30 minutes ago:
Me, opens front door and speaks to the guy who just parked his motorcycle half in front of the driveway: "Excuse me. Could you please move your bike out from in front of the driveway. Please."
Dipspork: "Yeah. But there's a curb here." (Points to the rear tire against the slope of the curb leading into the driveway.)
Me: "Yeah, but your front tire is parked in front of the driveway. Couldn't you just move the bike?"
DS: "What? Who's comin' in here?"
Me: "My wife will be coming home soon. Could you please just move your bike?"
DS: "Man, I can park here. I'll just be here for a while. You can still pull in."
Me: " Fine. You can argue with me, or I'll call the cops and you can fucking argue with them."
DS: "Fine! Call the cops."
He pulled the bike back, which would have been completely acceptable. But apparently, he didn't really trust that I wouldn't call the cops (I did and will continue to, and one does wonder what he had to hide ...). He left not one minute later. And that's the point. These asses know that they are doing the wrong thing, but they won't care unless there are legal consequences. Neighborhood zones? They only work when it's neighbors who are affected. In Bozeman? Assholes rule.
I'm sorry, Jeff. The neighborhood zone idea is a really good fantasy. But in Montana, especially as regards alcohol provision, it's a load of crap. I fully expect my tires to be slashed tonight. It won't be the first time, but hey ... it's all about the neighborhood pub, right?