It is difficult to trust candidates for representative office anymore. We expect them to be liars, but hope against hope that they are not. Perhaps that's our failing as social creatures. Rare it is when a candidate not only tells us of his honesty, but gives to our benefit at the same time. Such a candidate is James Knox, Teapublican for HD 47.
James Knox is sponsering a treasure hunt. All one need do is to grab one of his yard signs, and concealed within is a treasure of technology that can be sold for profit. That is the best thing a candidate for office could do for his constituents in a down economy. Notice please, that I'm not encouraging this nefarious behavior. James Knox is. No doubts that's why he announced his intent to plant expensive give aways around his district solely for his supporters to profit from. It would be a shame if others were to profit from his largess.
Of course, it could be that the treasure hunt that James has offered the citizens of Billings is just a bold faced lie. In fact, that's far more likely. Either way, the residents of HD 47 are winners. Either James is giving away thousands of dollars of technology randomly placed around the district, or he's announcing before the election that he is lying, and will continue to lie when elected. Regardless, a voter will know his quality before hand. Isn't it comforting to know that the one you expect to be a dirty filthy liar really is a dirty filthy liar? Of course, the only way to know is to grab one his signs and find out. James has asked you to do this, so why hesitate? Profit or comfortable knowledge? Both can yours. Just do what James asked you to do.
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