Things I've Learned From The Righty Montana Inter-tubes

1)  Children wanting things is a tawdry political trick.
    a)  Wanting things for children is even worse.

2)  Black men who are correct in their predictions are even more evil than ... ?

“When his enemies find out that in 1984 I went to Tripoli” to visit Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi, Mr. Wright recalled, “with Farrakhan, a lot of his Jewish support will dry up quicker than a snowball in hell.” Mr. Wright added that his trip implied no endorsement of either Louis Farrakhan’s views or Qaddafi’s.

That can't be true, can it?

3)  Barack Obama Hillary Clinton will be the death of the Democrat Partay.

4)  Barack Obama got money for his wife (how exactly remains the domain of innuendo), which is so much worse than screwing around on her ... for money and power.

5)  Africa really sucks.

What does Africa have to be proud of? After thousands of years of civilization, Africa is still a cauldron of racial, ethnic and tribal hatreds with a barbarity only matched by the growing Muslim populations. Don't believe me? Ask the man on the street in Zimbabwe, or the man on the street in the Soweto area surrounding Joburg.

I mean, really, why would that be?  At least with the Muslims, we can blame their "barbarity" on the religion.  With all of Africa, the only common denominator is ...  hmmm ... uhhm ... they're black? I mean, Mike explains that they love America and yearn for freedom, but they just can't achieve it.  What could possibly be to blame for their backwards state?  Melanin, obviously.

6)  Non-Christians really *do* understand Christianity better than Christians ... so much so that they'll tell Christians what they must believe.

Here's my problem with a church that proclaims that their congregation is unashamedly black and that they are an African people: the G-d of your church should be color blind and geography neutral. One of the lessons of your faith should be that G-d loves ALL his children. And don't be so proud of Africa, the cradle of civilization was in the fertile crescent of present-day Iraq. One may even nod in the direction of Egypt, but the ancient Egyptians were all different skin colors but not black, so this worship of the "cradle of civilization" as something distinctly black is a delusion.

Apparently they ought to hate Africa as well, because it sucks and I guess lovin' that isn't Christian.

7)  Your pastor IS YOUR GOD!  Agree with him, or at least be accused of it!  Your spirituality and political philosophy flows from the holy man whose homilies you attend ... as long as you aren't Mitt Romney, or Mike Huckabee, or those for whom we are Constitutionally forbidden to use a religious test, like white guys (read 'safe').

Obama could very well be our next president, and this is his pastor of 20 years. It's reasonable question to ask, does Obama hate us?

I'd kind of expect that reaction from a Catholic or Mormon who actually believes that their church leaders speak for God, but not from one of those who apparently doesn't embrace that particular mythology.

The commenters are even better.

B. Hussein Obama never said he was offering “hope” for Christians or Jews or white Americans. He was talking about “change” for them. And now you know what kind of changes he had in mind.

LIBERAL FASCISM!!!  Black Rule!  They'll take your daughters to orgies and gang-banger the lot of you, white folks!

On second thought, I guess I just haven't learned shit from many Montana righty websites, except this:  They are all in favor of a religious test for public office, as long as it's the Black Guy.  They are all in favor of ridiculous paranoid delusions about some person's personal affiliations, as long as it's the black guy.   They will piss and moan and bitch a fucking fit about me bringing up their latent and obvious racism, as long as it might only hurt the black guy ... or the White woman ... or anyone who's a Democrat. 

And I'm supposed to be the stupidly partisan one ... right.

Comments

[Rebecca]

From one of those posts, I've learned that any ol' moron can get themselves a shiny summa cum laude in history these days. They must be handing them out at the Wal-Mart. Any idea which aisle?

[Doug]

I've just a couple cynical adjustments:

re 1) Children /wanting things/ reading from a script who have no real idea about what they are saying in order to evoke an emotion is a tawdry political trick.

re 7) Your /spirituality and political philosophy/ judgment of character /flows from/ is revealed by the holy man whose homilies you attend(ed) for 20 years...

[Doug]

Argh; the strike throughs didn't work.

[Wulfgar]

Typepad is being weird. When I first drop into the site, I can't see the strikes, but when I sign into typekey, I can. If I close the page, reenter the site, I am still signed into typekey, but I can't see the strikes any more. Like I said, weird.

Typepad controls will not let me allow specific HTML (like strike) in comments so I guess we wing it here. I've edited the comment, Doug, to more clearly highlight your meanings and intent. If you don't like my edit, please let me know and I will happily change it.

[Doug]

Looks good to me, thanks for going to the trouble.

[jhwygirl]

It looks like Missoulapolis removed one of those posts...

You might be able to find it cached in Google.

[zqz]

We need about 100,000 Americans to go before a judge and publicly declare
that their middle names are their first names for legal purposes.
And they should also declare themselves as supporters of the Hussein
for Imam--whoops I mean president coalition. Hussein will be the
first Muslim president. Free Burkhas for everybody! Welcome to a pork
free world with no ham or pizza. You must not offer a pork chop
to Hussein. You must not put pork grease on your hands or your money
and certainly not in the graveyard. No pork anywhere!