The Dumbest Thing You're Going To Read All Week

A very disturbed individual commits a murder.  This is the reaction from Montana's brightest new 'consultant':

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still a leftist.

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still an American.

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still wearing clothing.

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still a coincidence in the chaos of matter and time.

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still a primate.

And the only coincidence that really matters:

I think it is fair to say that his person is very disturbed and needs serious help, but he is still bug-fuck crazy.