She Gonna Party Like It's Two Zero Zero One!

It's always a treasure when Michelle Malkin celebrates Rudy Ghouliani Day.  Shorter Michelle Malkin:

"I remember so much more betterer than you bitches.  Now is the time on sprockets where we are sad.  ~Don't cry for me, Amarillo~.  Have you bought my books yet?  Be Mad!  Durka durka durka, fatwa, jiHAD! ... on liberals.  I'm so much prettier than Cindy Sheehan.  Don't forget to report your neighbors, and nevar Forgit ... in the ideologically correct manner, of course.  (Jesse, get me another Fresca, you lazy bitch!)"

Sadly, that really is shorter than what Michelle penned.

Dave Neiwert lobs another hand grenade at Michelle's fantasy force field.  Dave, you know I love you, buddy, and I respect the hell out of you for trying to breach Malkin's wall of denial.  But it ain't gonna happen.  This woman wears the Armor of Ignorance, and carries the Shield of Vanity, and the perky little Cap of Hypocrisy.  Keep up the good work, but don't expect reason to ever breach her beautiful (little) mind.

Since I'm poking the fun at the genus Wingnut, I should mention that a funny thing happened on the way to this post.    I stumbled on a new website that should actually have content soon.  This is how the author describes it:

The blog will include writing by myself and other men writing on the state of manhood and masculinity in the 21st Century.

At a time when it's difficult to distinguis the men from the girls at times, us "real" men need a place to vent, scream, beat our chests and share ideas and stories about our manhood.

It would probably be advisable for wives to read the blog for better understanding.

All I can say is if you like sports, guns, action movies, reading the paper in the john and consider french fries a vegetable of its own, you'll love Testosterone HQ.

I'll have more soon on our illustrious contributors.

Untill then: Long live Clint Eastwood!

Yes, the spelling and grammar errors are all his.  He calls the place ... Testosterone HQ, and this ought be a comedy riot.  You wives out there better sharpen your thinking caps and hustle your bustle right to that site if'n you want to know what a real man like you got is thinkerin'.

Any bets on whether or not this poser will link to Michelle Malkin?  (Jesse, get me another beer, you lazy bitch!)

Comments

[Linkmeister]

That new website could only be a placeholder for Vox Day or Kim DuToit.

[moorcat]

I kind of doubt it is Kim DuToit. He would have WAY too many issues with the links on that site. While he has written quite a few posts about the "Pussification of the Modern Male", he has a very skewed and narrow view on how to rectify it and what it entails. Many of those links would offend him. He is also having a real issue with the NRA at this point so the NRA book ad would also probably be a clue that he isn't involved.

I do think he would probably support the idea, though. He seems to think he has the only take on the Modern Male and what that should mean...

This guy's gun knowledge is amazing but the rest of it... scary.

[Daddy G]

Poser? Sounds like this guy at least has a set of stones on him.

Time to get in your Prius and back out of your mindset friend.

[Brian Brady]

I'm so glad you wrote this review!

Testosterone HQ will continue to deliver content focused on how men can reclaim the traditional gender roles so many women love. It will drive people crazy but it WILL be fun!

We're excited about the input you'll be providing for your readers, here. Your writing is obviously polished and your opinions are well thought out.

Keep checking us out (and criticizing us) as we grow!

[Catnapping]

Have you noticed the resemblence between Ann Coulter and youtube's lastest emo-porn star, Chris Crocker?