And they've been ever so successful. Congratulations, America. You've grown up, now. Grown into something that no one seems to want, and yet so many support. Kind of like a banker or lawyer, only most of you can't afford to cover the stink with expensive cologne like they do.
To be honest, days like this just make me yearn for the sweet smell of Cordite aftershave, or that bracing splash of Hoppe's #9.