Pisses Me Off ...

This post will likely be NSFW.

This is the shit that really pisses me off.  Kim DuTwat seems to think that the people in control are stupid, but that the alternative is evil.  That's right, Democrats are the party of flame-eyed horror, seeking to munch your souls for breakfast.  What a fuckhead.  Let's us take a look at his stupidity and laugh, shall we?  This is the Democratic party, according to an ignorant asshole:

• high taxes  (How does one expect to pay for drunken Republicant spending?  I think we've all seen the truth now.  Your kids (yours, Kim) are going to  foot the bill for your stupidity.)
• the death tax  (So what!?!  Denny Rehberg passes ill gotten booty to his kids, and the state shouldn't get a cut?  Grow up, dipstick!  You're poor enough to be begging for funds from your readers and you think that Paris Hilton deserves a tax break such that your son-and-heir should pay it?  For an intelligent man, you are a total dumbfuck!)
• alternative minimum tax  (Not so fast, Cochise.  This had as much support from Republicants, as it did from the party of SATAN!!!  Whose fucking side are you on?)
• more taxes (unspecified)  (Oh yeah, that's persuasive ...  The problem is spending.  Your boys borrow.  I hope your children end up hating you as they pay the debt you so want to leave them.  You want lower taxes?  Quit voting for the fuckers who spend the goddamned money before its ever collected.  Comprede, shithead?)
• gun control  (Ooohh, I'm scared!  Yes, I will admit that more Democrats are in favor of gun control that Republicants, but I live in the West.  I actually realize that there are Democrats who *don't* favor gun control.  How's about we grow brain and realize that "the party of evil" rhetoric is just stupid support of fear-mongering on your part.  Oh, I'm sorry that you want to appeal to pussies ... I won't intrude in your back-handed wussification of the American citizen...)
• criminal pampering  (Prove it.  What, exactly, is the Democratic party platform that codifies this?  Whoops.  That's right, your fear-mongering.  Perhaps I shouldn't stand in the way of your convincing the weak to agree with you.)
• anti-scary-looking guns (No shit, Sherlock.  Everyone who is anti-gun has the same agenda because it is politically palatable.  It's still stupid law, but yet several Republicants would vote for such to this very day.  In his debates against Kerry, Bush said he would support such legislation of congress had put such across his desk.  Face the facts, fucker, politicians will support stupidity if that gets them votes, regardless of party.)
• national health care (aka. “single payer") system  (And this bad ... why?)
• terrorist appeasement  (Reagan pulled our troops out of Lebanon because of a terrorist attack.  Who is appeasing whom, again?)
• anti-military  (Prove that shit.)
• burdensome regulation  (Oh my GOD!  Doing the right thing is hard, so very hard!  Doing the right thing is a badness and this is all hard work.  WHAAAAA!  Burdensome? Are you fucking lazy?
• anti-big business  (Prove it.)
• anti-small business  (Like Procter and Gamble, which still gets small business funding?  Are you just stupid?)
• anti-global business  (Hey, Bush was all about free trade, and yet one of his first actions was an attempt to limit soft-lumber imports from Canada.  Face it ... your party sucks at the whole free-trade thing.  They're terrified of competition.)
• pro-China (Our biggest global trading partner,  Oh, please, let's piss them off and not send our economy into a tailspin.  Like many Democrats, I don't like being beholden to China, but your boys have helped make that slavery a reality.  Well done, asshole.)
• pro-United Nations  (Innuendo won't help you here.  What's bad about this?)
• pro-Castro  (Pro-Cuba.  Hello, dumbfuck.  See above concerning China ...)
• the “living Constitution”  (As many of our founding fathers intended.  Good God you fuckers are stupid.  Times change.  That's why they left us a living document.)
• the welfare state  (As someone who begs for bucks, give it a rest.  Some people can't make a living.  They want the government to help them up, as you desire your readers to help you up.  You expect others to pay you for your bullshit and cry weeping tears because  those really in need cry the same.  We're all better off when people are provided for.  Just because they don't go out and blast shit doesn't mean they are less deserving than you.  Or, here's a thought.  We can give welfare Mom's guns and let them shoot such for video.  Shooting on a government dime.dot.com.  I'm liking the idea .  I'll bet we can get a few who can out-shoot your ass.)
• Bill/Hillary Clinton  (Get over the Clenus.  You'll never suck it, so why bring it up?)
• Kos  (Again, be afraid!  You are such a terrified weasel!)
• Cindy Sheehan (See above)
• liberal judges  (What a pussy you are!)
• academia (Education ... BAD!)
• metrosexuals  (Get over your gay tendencies ... please!  This is not a political issue, it's just your feelings of desire for well dressed men.  You can combat that by being a loving husband, but apparently you wish to focus on men you find ... strangely attractive.  It's sad to be you ... really, Kim.)
• Greenpeace  (The environment sucks.  Hoowah!)
• “we support our troops who kill their officers”  (Now you've just gone off the deep end.  Most Democrats don't support such an idea, buty I'm sure you'll tell us how they do.  Bring it, shithead, I'm waiting ...)
• voting fraud  (Please, just stop with the crap.  I can post far more evidence of voter manipultion by Republicants than you can by Democrats.  You know this.  So why bring it up?)
• France  (Fucking A, you really are stupid.)
• labor unions  (See above)
• the “Bend Over” School of Diplomacy (see “France” above)  (You do so fantasize about the buttsex, don't you Kim?)

Comments

[Steve T.]

Wulfgar, this is why you rock. The madder you get, the better you write. People like me are the exact opposite.

[Eric Coobs]

Wulfgar, sometimes less is more.

[Wulfgar]

Bite me, Eric.

[Dave Budge]

Wulfgar, Why don't you tell us what you really think? Stop sugar coating forchristsakes.

[Wulfgar]

What serendippity! With my latest post, I think I just did.