Over at Left in the West, it seems that some folk are concerned that us liberal bloggers aren't disclosing enough about ourselves. Until they can read Republicant fortunes on our freshly spilt guts, they are unhappy and fearful that they don't know enough about us. So, I will expose myself to those who are so very frightened of my power as a "liberal blogger". And please, hide the children.
1: I prefer chunky peanut butter to smooth.
2: I make millions each and every year that I blog, mostly from betting stupid anonymous blog commenter's that they don't control what any blogger writes. They always lose, of course. The truly amazing thing is that many of them remain stupid enough to pay up. Because of this, I am rich!
3: I draw a salary directly from Hillary Clinton, for "services rendered". ~wink~
4: According to some, I am the biggest racist in the Montana blogosherical because I actually call out racists ... hiding my own racist agenda, of course. How I've hidden it when others seem to see it so well is quite the mystery. I'm still working on getting paid for that, but Michelle Malkin won't return my calls.
5: I really am a liberal because I believe in gun control.
6: I am well compensated for supporting the "Gay Agenda"!!!
7: John Sinrud pays me to promote Tester so that he and Kim can do the call-in fantasy.
In chains she shakes with fear and excitement ... "NO, no, never will I vote for Tester, you vile creature!" Wulfgar replies, "Bring me my whips ..." Kim responds, "Ohhh, ahhh ..."
8: I support Israel's right to defend itself against Hezbollah, but I get paid to post fake pictures of the damage that Israel does. The fact that I haven't done so yet, proves ... PROVES! ... that I am anti-semitic. But I still get paid ... hehehe.
9: I married the most wonderful woman in the state of Montana. I'm only a commie because she wants me to be. I'm only a feminazi because I want her to agree with me. But, damn, she's so hot! Go Stalin!
10: If I earn more liberal blogging points, they'll move me to New York; 'cause I don't actually like Montana. I only chose to live here because I can earn liberal blogging points.
Well, there you have it. I am so ashamed that I am now so exposed.
Heh.
(The above is satire. Get a grip, John. If you'd like to sue me, go ahead. I'm sure getting your case thrown out would do wonders for your re-election campaign. Besides, maybe you and the wife might find an idea to spark things up ...)
LIAR! You lie like Conrad. I married the most wonderful woman in the state of Montana. Silly liberal.
Posted by: Shane C. Mason | August 14, 2006 at 04:47 PM
*gasp!* I believed in you! And now you betray me with this nonsense? I can't believe it! You Montanans are crazy, I tell ya! CRAZY!!
Posted by: Samuel Abram | August 14, 2006 at 06:25 PM
You prefer chunky to smooth? That's not a very nice thing to say about "the most wonderful woman in the state of Montana!"
Posted by: Gee Guy | August 14, 2006 at 09:20 PM
You prefer chunky to smooth? That's not a very nice thing to say about "the most wonderful woman in the state of Montana!"
Posted by: Gee Guy | August 14, 2006 at 09:21 PM
I wonder if all the Jewish liberal Democrat people I know in NYC realize that they are *supposed* to be against Israel defending themselves?
I mean the right wingers say it's so. Who are we to question their version of reality?
Posted by: Erox | August 15, 2006 at 01:49 PM
I prefer chunky to smooth, too! And your wife is pretty damned wonderful, so I sincerely hope those two items weren't meant to be satire!
Posted by: Nancy | August 16, 2006 at 09:25 AM
I prefer chunky to smooth, too! And your wife is pretty damned wonderful, so I sincerely hope those two items weren't meant to be satire!
Posted by: Nancy | August 16, 2006 at 09:26 AM