Nice Thinkin', Ray

No, this isn't about the GhostBusters, nor will it conjure Goser as the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.  But it does sound like something to say when people come up with wacky or creative ideas.  For instance, Erotic City owner Chris Teague, from Boise, Idaho, deserves a hat tip for his novel approach around a sticky city ordinance.  Boise has a ban on full nudity in public places.

In 2001 the Boise City Council passed an ordinance banning total nudity in public unless it had “serious artistic merit”—an exemption meant to apply to plays, dance performances and art classes.

What is a helpless strip club owner to do?  Well Chris decided that his strip club could double as an art studio.  Now THAT'S using your noggin.

However, we should be somewhat concerned that Chris is serving the will of the Illuminati.  *POP*  Yes, I can hear your mental gears busting all the way over here.  But stay with me, and we'll get through this together.  But you need to understand this:

Modern women are the victim of a monstrous hoax perpetrated by the Illuminati bankers and their lackeys in media, government and education.

That's right, women are the sexual pawns in a vast control game, manipulated by bankers to destroy moral centers and introduce the New World Order.  Strip clubs are just a portal into the dark world of drooling slavery.

You think I'm kidding?  Well fine, don't believe me.  But you should take the word of the guy who created Scruples.  His name is Henry Makow PhD., and he lays it all out for us.

The Illuminati use sex to corrupt and debase. The pornography that floods our in-boxes is part of a widespread campaign to degrade us. A morally degraded people are a weak people, and a weak people are easily disinherited.

That's right, guys, your next hardon could bring about the end of civilization as we know it.  I'd offer cautionary advice to you women out there, but you're just pawns and breeders anyway; if I wasn't so sex obsessed I'd respect you more, of course.

Increasingly they (men) need drugs to respond (sexually to women) and I suspect disgust with women is the unconscious reason.

And there you have it.  But the fun's not over yet.  I found this insightful diatribe at The Ether Zone.  Many of the articles there are worth perusing, some more worthy than others, and many just plainly paranoid (check the blog).  But the Ether Zone points us to Makow's website as well.  I'm game if you are?

Here it is:  savethemales.ca  Seriously, you gotta check this out!  The Dawn of the Feminist Police State?  That's quality stuff right there.  And whatever you do, don't miss a Conspiracy Too Monstrous To Conceive, a plan obviously so awful it will never have babies.  But it does have a cool picture of G.W. Bush worshiping ... could it be ... SATAN!

Ya' know, I'm all for the "guy" thing.  In fact, I believe so strongly in the "guy" thing, that I believe we're in no danger whatsoever; not from homosexuals, or feminists, or even the fricken Illuminati.  But I do love a good romp through the websites of paranoia, and Makow offers among the best of the breed.  I'm definitely gonna' bookmark this sucker.  I suggest you do as well, 'cause this is nothing but vine-dried fun, straight to you and me.

Comments

[Jeff]

Along the same lines, did you know the Big Bang and the model of an atom are atheist conspiracies?

[Wulfgar]

How do these people get through their day, and where do they come up with this shit?

[Randy]

"That's right, guys, your next hardon could bring about the end of civilization as we know it."

I keep warning the work crews to stand clear when my derrick is moving into position. Do they ever listen?

[Heliologue]

"The theory of evolution was known to be a farce... by Darwin himself."

Did you also know that the Clintons murdered people? And Andy Rooney thinks affirmative action is racist? And that Bill Gates will pay you a million dollars if you pass this e-mail on?

Amazing that people think one rogue 'scientist' calling these things false means that the rogue 'scientist' is automatically right.

[Kate S.]

LOL @ Randy:
"That's right, guys, your next hardon could bring about the end of civilization as we know it."

I keep warning the work crews to stand clear when my derrick is moving into position. Do they ever listen?
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I thought the Big Bang WAS the result of the creator's hard on, but maybe I need to go back to schoolin' (baby I'm not foolin'.)

[Mark Wilson]

Well, according to a great many creation myths, life and the world and everything is all result of some male god's hard-on getting released... So I think this guy is a little off... But still, he's funny...really Funny, I mean, seriously... Funny...I'm going to be giggleing about this one for a long time.