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January 30, 2004

Brain Dump

It's Blizzardalicious out there, though the wind has died down. We were getting gusts of 40 MPH, and a couple of inches of snow dropped in about an hour. Visability was down to about 50 feet, no lie. I actually find this heartening. We usually only get these mini blizzards in the Spring, so it must be coming. Of course we'll be getting these for about 4 months now, but at least we know that some warmth will come to the high hills.

You can kinda see how nice it was this morning in this picture:

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Click on them to make the pics biggish.

The funny of this picture is not the weather at all, but rather the asking price of this van:

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This is some kinda joke, right? Its awfully self-depreciating if it is. Not that I haven't had crap rigs before. I had the $800 wonder truck, that had 250,000 miles on it, and broke down every three weeks (guarenteed). I had the 78 Dodge Dart that ran only 5 of the 12 months I had it, and I finally unloaded it when I had radiator fluid an inch deep on the floor of the cab. I really wish that I had the sense of humor to put an outragious for sale sign in the window of that beast.

Regardless, Spring is coming, snow is falling and its Friday. Thats okay with me. I've stocked provisions for the blessed event, and I'm warm and comfy in front of the binary box.

(The damn cat keeps flipping the rocker switch on my chair. I go to lean back and *BAM*, good posture enforcement drops like a hammer. I hate that. If I want to slouch, just let me, 'kay?)

I appear to be rambling, and indeed I am. Its Friday, after all. I spend the week getting up between 4 and 5 in the morning, and by the end, I have the mental power of a border collie in a studio apartment. No, probably not even that much. But all is well, for this is the weekend ... no, I mean THE weekend. Sunday is the High Holy day.

I'll post more later, when I've had some sleep, or some chips, or some sleep and some chips. I think I'll go watch Buffy now. (Have you ever wondered how barren life would be without syndication? I never watched Buffy when it was actually, like, on. But now I do. Life is funny like that.)

Ending note: Go say Hi to Jennifer over at Big Skies. She's fairly new to blogging and fairly new to Montana. Plus, she's a typepad user, which proves her enormous good sense.

Its still snowing, but very gently. Almost hypnotic ... falling so sooft;ly ... commmin dow ....

January 29, 2004

Question the Question

I'm here to dispel a myth. At one time or another, each of us has had a teacher, a mentor, some authority whom we admired. No doubts, they taught us many useful and insightful things. But if you consider it completely, I'm sure you'll find that these people also taught us wisdoms that just ... aren't. In all the axioms and platitudes they have imparted to our daily lives, one of the most sensical is this: There are no stupid questions. I'm here to tell that yes, yes indeed there are stupid questions.

Questions are often functional, the query being "how", "where" or "when", mostly asked with a definate goal in mind. Some questions are founded in ignorance. Ignorance, as a word, has become perjorative in the extreme, here of late; its the insult of choice for any we tend to disagree with. None of us was born with all the knowledge we need, nor did we learn it in kindergarten, so we ask many "what" questions. What is that thing? What do I do now? These are not stupid questions (unless asked and answered many times, and then I would posit that the asker is possibly stupid. Nope, you can't blame the question even then.) So what is a stupid question?

Here we enter the realm of "why". Please understand, I consider many why-type questions to be born of an ignorant and inquisitive nature, often a thing of beauty in children. Why is the sky blue? In many cases this should also be an attractive feature of adults, though not so endearing (especially when the "why" is well beyond our scope of knowledge ... no one likes to feel ignorant even when they are). Why does light behave as a wave under certain spectral observations and as a particle under others? This questing form of enlightenment is one of the ideals that I believe we should hold as humans, and I certainly can't call these questions stupid, even if they have no obvious answer (or possibly none knowable to our species at all).

If why questions are not innately stupid, the element of stupidity has to come from the maker of the query. I'm not alone in having seen really stupid (or mentally handicapped) people ask very good questions, and almost daily I have heard very intelligent people ask me really stupid questions. I believe the difference lays in the intent for answer.

What got me thinking of this is simple. One of the many hats I wear is that of computer tech. Frequently, I will be asked "Why did my computer do that?". Most often the response is, "I don't know; what did you do?" The kneejerk Emily Post reaction (never answer a question with a question *even though I haven't by indicating my own ignorance*) is often an upset and confused look, followed by the simple utterance: "nothing". This is the heart of the stupid question, one to which you don't want an answer. A better characterization would be, a stupid question is one that is asked in place of a better one, simply because the person asking doesn't want to think about the question asked.

Anyone who fixes anything deals with this, and for the most part its harmless. Why did my car break down? Because it ran out of oil, and a piston seized. Why did my knife break? Because you attempted to use it as a prybar. Regardless of how you answer, it appears as an accusation. "Why" questions are simple cause and effect. X happened. Under what circumstances did X happen. You ask, I answer. The questions become stupid when people want to avoid their part in cause and effect. They want a resolution, but want to avoid their own obvious connection to it.

If you tell me that your computer locked up, and ask me to fix it, I will. If you ask me why, I'm likely to tell you to the best of my ability, and often you won't like the answer, regardless. It doesn't solve your problem; it doesn't make you happy. "Why" questions always point to one's own ignorance (that's where that rediculous value judgement comes into play). And they often point to one's own involvement in the circumstance about which the question arose. The intent of asking why is often to get help, and to avoid knowledge, and avoid an association with it ... but "why" is the poorest tool to accomplish this. Why is a way to accuse some other cause (the car, the computer, the circumstance) but that's not the way cause and effect works, and its obvious. That avoidance of the obvious is what makes these truly stupid questions.

Its a simple task to think about what you want and what you'd rather not want to hear. If you're interested in learning, than ask "why" and work with it. If you're asking why in order to shunt a form of involvement with a happening, you're really doing the opposite.

For myself, I like to make people's fears very real. The next time someone asks me why their computer isn't working, I'm going to answer:

"Because you're an idiot and God hates you."

January 27, 2004

Read This.

That is all.

A Lot Too Much

I posted earlier about the Chilean world record for most couples simultaniously kissing. Now, it seems that Chile wants a world's record for most hours spent simulating sex. (NSFW. And if you don't know, that means NOT SAFE FOR WORK or children.)

27 hours, for a play. One actor "suffered from severe cramps after a few hours in the play and had to be given medication to continue." I don't want to ask.

Bring on the Norv!

Its seems that Al Davis has found himself a new head coach, Norv Turner. That's some impressive resume the new Raider's head coach has. Too bad that as head coach it doesn't involve a lot of winning. While tenured with the Redskins, his record is an unimpressive 49-59-1. Oliver Willis has a terrific take on Norv the failure right here.

You might think from reading that paragraph that I'm unamused by this developement. Nope, wrong, incorrect. I couldn't be happier. I'm delighted, ecstatic, giddy with joy, freaky full on laughing my Bronco loving ass off. The whole dis on Callahan was that he couldn't coordinate and motivate an aging team to overcome the mental obsticles after losing the Superbowl. And Norv can? Not if his experience with the 'Skins is indicative. Norv is good at molding young talent. Davis prefers to meddle, to spend copious amounts of money on aging and proven skill. Norv can build players, the Raiders need a team. Not the best environment for a Pro-coach wannabe. This is great!

You might think this dancing on the grave of the mighty Raider organization, and it is. I hate the Raiders, with blinding angry bloody sinful evil retched horrid passions, do I hate the Raiders. I'm *giggly* that Davis is proving his senility. I'm chortling mightily at this lastest faux pax effort to "just win, baby". 'Couldn't happen to a nicer team, and by "nicer team" I mean putred bunch of scumbags (I'd call them drugged up scumbags, but the league finally took action on their chemical enhancement efforts). I wish you the best of luck, Norv.

No, that wasn't sincere. Just lose, baby.

January 23, 2004

Do It For The Economy!

George, you might want to reconsider that money spent teaching abstinance to those about to enter the workforce.

*Really low-brow humor ahead*

This isn't what he meant by trickle down economics, I'm sure.

January 22, 2004

Feeling Picked On

This post over at Pandagon really kind of irritated me. I'm no big fan of student Republican campus organizations, mostly because of things like this. But I don't dismiss them either, as the Pandagon post seems to do. A somewhat deeper look is required, and lucky you, I'm here to do it.

The charge being leveled is that conservative CU students are being discriminated against, and that professors are attempting to "indoctrinate" (their words, not mine) them into a liberal viewpoint. I would hope that anyone reading this would realize the collosal stupidity of the indoctrination charge right from the outset. A) if someone presents a different view from your own, they are challenging you to consider beliefs, both yours and alternatives, not coercing your aquiesence. B) that's what college professors are SUPPOSED to do. C) indoctrination is:
Indoctrination
(n.) The act of indoctrinating, or the condition of being indoctrinated; instruction in the rudiments and principles of any science or system of belief; information.
Where is the harm or evil here? Presentation of information is not subject to censorship on a college campus, and anyone who believes that their minds are being twisted by these new-fangled professorial ideas needs to have their head examined. If you want to say that you're being "brainwashed" than say it and sound like the goofy fucker you really are; but hiding behind the term "indoctrination" is silly, cowardly, and just what I would expect from those who don't want their beliefs (read: happy little reality) challenged. So lets just forget that, shall we?

That persons of conservative beliefs and/or Republicans (they're not the same ... you know that, right?) are being discriminated against is a much more serious charge, and subject to logic and evidence. So, from the CNN link we can follow here, to the website of Colorado U's College Republicans, which has a link for concerned students to report bias, as well as a really annoying pop-up begging you to vote as they wish.

Interlude: I'm disgusted by the button for Ben Nighthorse Campbell, who campaigned on the Democratic platform, and then switched Republican as soon as he thought it politically expedient. I realize this is a personal bitch, so I won't waste more of your time with it.

So lets keep going, and follow that link. We arrive at a page that heralds CU's professors as some of the best. But no, there are some dasterdly bastards who don't realize that their job is to serve. A quote:

Most of them understand that their political beliefs don't belong in the classroom. There are some, however, that believe it is acceptable to walk out of class (encouraging their students to do the same!) and use their position as a civil-servant to espouse their politics.

This is just wrong. Feel free to disagree with me in comments, but professors are not typical civil servants. They're educators. That's not a subtle distinction. A civil servant is required to perform tasks for the public, with those tasks being defined by civil administration all the way up to the chief administrator (Governor or President). As a professor/servant of the public, thier task is to educate, present knowledge NOT PREVIOUSLY KNOWN to their students. That's what we pay them for ... to educate, not to be a functionary of what those they serve agree with, because those they serve supposedly don't know what the professor is paid to teach them. This is obvious, right? If that means teaching that people have the CHOICE not to accept the shit they don't like, this is a problem ... WHY? Oh, I forget, the CU Repub students want to learn that forced agreement and supression of choice is a good thing. After all, they're paying professors to bow to their will, aren't they? (It's called learning things your mommy and daddy didn't teach you, little Republican kiddies, and that's what your parents are really paying for, isn't it?) That's not a conservative stance at all, but I must admit, it is quite Republican (read: servitude oriented).

At the college level, this is far more pertinant in that what professors are required to teach is real adult life. Since political beliefs are a part of that life, exactly why are professors supposed to leave their own out of the classroom? If you wish to learn to fix a radio, go to trade school. If you wish to learn to do a spreadsheet, become an MBA (heh). If you want to learn how to function in a real work environment, with skills and adult perceptions, than you'd best wake up to the idea that people have beliefs. I really want to scream at the CU student Repubs that its high time they learn to think, 'cause obviously they haven't so far.

The best thing of all is this charming read. It is a PDF, but I urge anyone who reads my rant to peruse this entire document. There are a multitude of accusations here ... and no evidence. Nate Strauch accuses a professor of biased exam questions. That's a serious charge. Examples offered? 0, none notta, zip, squat. I was disappointed. Erin Bergstrom does offer examples, except that they are all examples of logically valid assertions from a professor, or exposure to ideas she felt innapropriate for the course (and she decides this why?). The rest go on like this.

This regales my logic like accusations of child-abuse. "I've said it and my feels were boobooed so it must be true". If anyone who bothered to read this screed of mine can peruse this document and find one example of verifyable discrimination, (that was left unchecked by CU's administration that is) I beg you to point it out to me. I haven't found it.

That these people felt picked on, or disagreed with, I don't doubt in the slightest. That they encountered things not to their liking, I would honestly expect. I spent over 2 years grading student papers, in logic and philosophy, and I really wish I had a dollar for every student who claimed that I marked them down for disagreement, rather than for poor execution of classwork. I was a student not too long ago myself. Should I have gotten better grades in politically charged classes where I didn't hold to the professors view? Yes. Was I discriminated against ... only in the shallowest of senses. I was never marked harshly down for not being "liberal" enough. So I really want to know, from all the ballsy CU Repub kiddies that can't have criticism of their superior status ... Where's your proof, folks?

If I've offended anybody with this little diatribe, I do apologize. That certainly wasn't my intention. But I work in a higher-ed environment. I hear the accusations and bitterness of the children that can't quite grasp the concept of adult decisions and reasoning. I've seen logic take a deep plunge here of late, and I cannot, will not, abide the foolish passing off the blame to another for making them so.

Update: In a remarkable moment of serendipity, I visited Craig's website, and found this as his revolving tagline:

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. --Pericles.

Craig is a true conservative, and believes in the academic liberal bias, but he does not attempt to punish or silence it. I invite the Student Republicans of Colorado University, Boulder, to read this quote and get a damn grip.

The Human Potential Left

So, do you want to know who the real moonbats are endorsing? Go here and find out.

"HPLeft: Political and social commentary with its head in the clouds, but its feet planted firmly on the ground."


January 21, 2004

This Is Not A Blog

It is a journal-of-personal-expression-internet-related-program-activity. So if you came here looking for a blog, of course you didn't find one. But I have to say JOPEIRPC sounds much more ... immanent ... and must be stopped right away. Just thought you should know.

January 20, 2004

Wild-eyed Militia Stare

Blame it on the thin mountain air, but every once in a while the Federal control freaks do something that really makes me fear them ... in a black helecopter paranoid kinda way. This is just such a thing. I quote:

U.S. census information provided by millions of Americans was used in a government study to profile airline passengers as terrorist risks.

I don't think I need to clarify how dangerous it is for the government to be using our census data in profiling efforts, and lying their asses off about doing it. We're not talking about generating demographics, we're talking about targeting individual civilians based on confidential data. I'm not just being paranoid about this, am I?

I admit, the article is weak on specifics (what data was used, how was it applied, who are the specific assholes involved). This deserves watching, by all of us.

I believe in the census, and I always have. Our government can't work for us if they know nothing of who they work for. But this has fascist implications written all over it. Best case scenario, the census loses all remaining efficacy, and a valuable tool of Democracy is crushed by doubt and suspicion. I do not like this ... no, no, no, I do not like this at all.

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